
9. Celebrity- Lassie, Flipper, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua have nothing on Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Marilyn Monroe

8. Money- Tupac said it the best, “Tryin to make a dollar outta fifteen cents, it’s hard to be legit when you still paying rent.”

7. War- “Can’t we all just get along?” No!

6. “Human”rights- Genital mutilation, human trafficking, poverty, starvation… Is this the so called survival of the fittest?

5. Justice- So sue me!

4. Religion- Damned if you do damned if you don't! (Nowadays you are cooler if you don't)

3. Magic- Eminem is turning water into rum?

2. Animal/environmetal activism- Because we have no other purpose in life but to reproduce.(That's what they say...)

1. Atheism- If God didn't exist, the atheist wouldn't have something to NOT believe in.
