
9. Celebrity- Lassie, Flipper, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua have nothing on Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Marilyn Monroe

8. Money- Tupac said it the best, “Tryin to make a dollar outta fifteen cents, it’s hard to be legit when you still paying rent.”

7. War- “Can’t we all just get along?” No!

6. “Human”rights- Genital mutilation, human trafficking, poverty, starvation… Is this the so called survival of the fittest?

5. Justice- So sue me!

4. Religion- Damned if you do damned if you don't! (Nowadays you are cooler if you don't)

3. Magic- Eminem is turning water into rum?

2. Animal/environmetal activism- Because we have no other purpose in life but to reproduce.(That's what they say...)

1. Atheism- If God didn't exist, the atheist wouldn't have something to NOT believe in.

Haha good points! Survival of the fittest! Let's all just reproduce all the time! Oh wait unwanted pregnancy? ABORT!! And whats that gay couple doing?
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