10. Politics- From "since ever since", governments have tried to define what is a "right" and what is a "privilege."
9. Celebrity- Lassie, Flipper, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua have nothing on Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Marilyn Monroe
8. Money- Tupac said it the best, “Tryin to make a dollar outta fifteen cents, it’s hard to be legit when you still paying rent.”
7. War- “Can’t we all just get along?” No!
6. “Human”rights- Genital mutilation, human trafficking, poverty, starvation… Is this the so called survival of the fittest?
5. Justice- So sue me!
4. Religion- Damned if you do damned if you don't! (Nowadays you are cooler if you don't)
3. Magic- Eminem is turning water into rum?
2. Animal/environmetal activism- Because we have no other purpose in life but to reproduce.(That's what they say...)
1. Atheism- If God didn't exist, the atheist wouldn't have something to NOT believe in.
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Haha good points! Survival of the fittest! Let's all just reproduce all the time! Oh wait unwanted pregnancy? ABORT!! And whats that gay couple doing?
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